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Coffee quotes funny Coffee quotes funny, You have to work eight hours and sleep eight hours, but not the same. There are three types of people: those who can count and those who cannot. I’ve heard so good about you, I thought you were dead. I’ve had memory problems since I… Leer más »
Funny work quotes Funny work quotes, I think the two neurons I had to get through the day have died. Goodnight. Do you know that incredible feeling of going to bed knowing that everything at home is clean and in order? Neither do I. Goodnight. What will sheep tell when they have… Leer más »
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Funny sayings about life Funny sayings about life, I am so smart that sometimes I do not understand a single word of what I am saying. I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I found out that most people die of natural causes. If you can smile when things go wrong, you… Leer más »
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Funny positive quotes Funny positive quotes , That is why today we brought a compilation of funny phrases, with which you can relax for a while and laugh about how ironic some situations at work can be. So enjoy it! Funny positive quotes They say that the most advisable thing is to dedicate eight… Leer más »
Funny comments for friends Funny comments for friends They say that Napoleon was very good at telling jokes and that Julius Caesar made all the Romans laugh with his jokes … Well, okay, we just made it up, but many famous people said witty phrases that have been recorded in their time. Here a selection.… Leer más »