Coffee quotes funny

por | 25 diciembre, 2021

Coffee quotes funny

    Coffee quotes funny, You have to work eight hours and sleep eight hours, but not the same.

    There are three types of people: those who can count and those who cannot.

Coffee quotes funny
Coffee quotes funny

    I’ve heard so good about you, I thought you were dead.

    I’ve had memory problems since I was I don’t know how old.

    Marijuana causes amnesia and… other things I don’t remember.

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    Laziness is the mother of all vices, and as a mother … You have to respect it.

    Perfection is not my goal, it is my starting point.

    True happiness is in the little things …: a small mansion, a small yacht, a small fortune …

Coffee quotes funny

    Violence is not the way, but a host in time makes you walk.

    The best things in life ruin your hairstyle.

    Women live longer than men. Especially widows.

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    The important thing is not to know… It is to have the phone number of the person you know.

    Married people do not live any longer, but life becomes much longer for them.

    We were both happy for 20 years, then we met.

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    Men would lie a lot less if women didn’t ask so much.

    Old smokers never die, they just go away.

    Do not put off until tomorrow what you can definitely avoid.

    Do not leave for tomorrow what you can definitely avoid.

    Never argue with an idiot. Others may not know the difference.

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