Funny sayings about life

Funny sayings about life, I am so smart that sometimes I do not understand a single word of what I am saying.

I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I found out that most people die of natural causes.

If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame!

Wellness cards have gotten so much fun that if you don’t get sick you’re missing half the fun.

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There are three signs of old age: memory loss… I forget the other two.

The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and to love our enemies; probably because they are generally the same people.

Who says that nothing is impossible. I haven’t been doing anything for years.

Funny sayings about life

If the work is so terrible, why do they have to pay to do it?

People are still willing to do honest work, and the problem is that they want weeks’ pay to do it.

Funny sayings about life

Nadie se da cuenta de lo que hago … ¡hasta que no lo hago!

Time is a great teacher, but sadly he kills all his students.

Just remember, if the world didn’t suck, we’d all fall for it!

Love your enemies. Makes them bloody furious.

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

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Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway!

My advice to those who are seriously about to start the journey of life is

Double meaning messages for WhatsApp

Funny sarcastic quotes

The messages with double meaning are special to share on WhatsApp and give fun to whoever you are sending it to. Here we leave you some examples of double meaning phrases to share on WhatsApp whenever you want.

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand. – unknown

A bulldog can spank a skunk, but sometimes it’s not worth it.

A clean house is a sign of a wasted life.

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