Very short funny quotes about life

por | 24 diciembre, 2021

Very short funny quotes about life

Very short funny quotes about life, Three is a lot, how about we stay alone?

Since I saw you, I’ve lost my mind. Now I need a lawyer.

Do you know how much pandas weigh? Enough to break the ice: what’s your name?

I just moved to the city, could you tell me the coordinates to get to your house?

Very short funny quotes about life
Very short funny quotes about life

I still don’t know how to kiss, could you teach me to do it?

I have amnesia problems since I met you, you are so beautiful that I forget everything I am going to say.

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I’m not sure I’m your type, how about we give ourselves a chance to try it out?

It is not my fault that I love you, the fault is solely yours for being so handsome.

Hopefully you can do mouth-to-mouth resuscitation, because I might pass out at any moment after seeing you.

You make me bump into walls when I stare at you.

I was hurt seeing you, you are very pretty, could you give me your name and your phone number to fix the insurance?

Tell me your name to ask you when the Kings come.

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You must buy me a dictionary, seeing you I am speechless.

Excuse me, have I ever seen you on the cover of Cosmopolitan?

If you look green like that, how mature will you look!


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Did you smile at me or did the sun just come up?

I just saw an angel, I’m not sure I’m on earth.

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At home they have taught me to chase dreams, can I walk you home?

If being beautiful were a crime, you would spend the rest of your life in prison.

I would like to have precious children at some point, so I would like to ask your parents for some advice on how they did it.

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