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Meme quotes, Because we all like to make our friends and loved ones laugh, also on social media. With these funny phrases for instagram you will get a smile, and laughter, to all your followers and friends. You will get the like and fixed comment!

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Funny, ironic and very cool phrases that you can not only share on Instagram, but also on other social networks such as Facebook, Tumblr or use them for whatsapp status .

The sentences for instagram funny and fun are perfect for entertaining your friends and followers, get more likes and followers have thanks to better sentences for photos .

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Funny phrases for instagram

Cool phrases and funny and super cool quotes to make everyone laugh, including yourself! The best thing is that they are short humorous phrases, so they will not take up much space in your feed, while still being original phrases.

    Eating chocolate shrinks clothes.

    There is nothing better than a friend, unless you are a chocolate friend.

    The only one that dominates me … is the dream.

    Do not read the following sentence … How rebellious you are, I like you, you should talk to me.

    I want to see more sunsets than Netflix series. – Beautiful sunsets

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    If you are going to cry, let it be because you laugh too much.

    I want to caress you in the rain … with a bare wire.

    Colorín, colorado, you lost me as a moron. – Heartbreak phrases

    Sometimes I get traumatized with age, then I think I have friends the same age and they look very emaciated and I get over it.

    I do not ignore you, I only give you the importance you deserve.

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    I’m leaving here, everything is crazy. Run unicorn!

    I do not have time to comb my hair, so imagine to hold you.

    I used to think I’m indecisive, but now I’m not sure.

    I can’t bear to see the dirty house. Right now I get up and turn off the light.

    I’m a fan of your kisses, can you sign my lips?

    If you don’t let go of the past … with what hand do you hold the future?

    Hi, I just came to show this tanned body.

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    It is one thing to screw it up sometimes and the other is to live with diarrhea.

    Level love: I want you to be the one to throw the flip-flop on our children.

    Don’t follow me, I’m lost too.

    If one day you feel a great emptiness … eat! it is hunger.

    I am responsible for what I say, not what you understand.

    May God keep you and I hope you forget where.

    Yes, I know I should lose weight … but I hate losing!

    I like hashtags because they look like waffles.

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