Crazy friends quotes funny

    Never hit a man with glasses; a baseball bat does more damage.

   Crazy friends quotes funny, Fish struggling against the current, dies electrocuted.

humorous phrases

    Borrow money from a pessimist. They don’t expect it to be returned to them.

    No matter how big the hole you fall into, smile. There is still above ground.

    What to expect from a day that begins with having to get up.

Crazy friends quotes funny

    Whoever smiles when something goes wrong is because they already know who to blame.

    Always remember that you are unique … Exactly like everyone else.

funny but true quotes

    Laugh and the world will laugh with you, snore and you will sleep alone.

    Be good to your children. They will choose your residence.

    If you are looking for a hand ready to help you … you will find it at the end of your arm.

    If you are at a dead end, try exiting through the entrance.

    If education seems expensive, try ignorance.

    If you set up a drugstore, are you already a drug addict?

cool funny quotes

    If you can not help, bother. The important thing is to participate.

    If you feel a great emptiness inside, eat, that is because you are hungry.

    Sí somos lo que comemos, tú debes hincharse a jamón, porque eres un puto cerdo.

    If your constitution prevents you from losing weight, change country.

    I always wake up in a good mood, the problem is that later I meet people.

    I’m the most insecure guy I know, or maybe not.

    I am more than just a pretty face, I also have a nice ass.

funny lines for friends

    We have a lot in common: you like to travel and I want you to go.

    All women have something beautiful … even a distant cousin.

    Anyone has a fool day, but yours will last for years.

    An impartial person is someone bribed by both parties.

witty sayings

    Live each and every day as if it were the last of your life. One day you will be right.

    Vote for the party that promises the least. This way you will be less disappointed.

    I have always been very devout, specifically a wine cask.

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