Archivo de la etiqueta: Funny quotes about myself

Funny work quotes

Funny work quotes     Funny work quotes, I think the two neurons I had to get through the day have died. Goodnight.     Do you know that incredible feeling of going to bed knowing that everything at home is clean and in order? Neither do I. Goodnight.     What will sheep tell when they have… Leer más »

Hilarious quotes

Hilarious quotes Hilarious quotes, Good night phrases for WhatsApp to a friend Friendship moves seas and continents because it is the family that is not chosen. Either to dedicate a beautiful phrase or to make phrases with images, we have compiled some of the best good night phrases for friends: from a beautiful friend, from… Leer más »

Funny sayings about life

Funny sayings about life Funny sayings about life, I am so smart that sometimes I do not understand a single word of what I am saying. I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I found out that most people die of natural causes. If you can smile when things go wrong, you… Leer más »

Funny quotes and sayings

Funny quotes and sayings Funny quotes and sayings, A clear conscience is generally the sign of a bad memory. A deaf husband and a blind wife are always a happy couple. A diplomat is someone who thinks twice before saying nothing. A flatterer never seems absurd: the flattest always takes his word. A friend in… Leer más »

Best funny quotes

Best funny quotes Best funny quotes, WhatsApp is a super special application that everyone uses to communicate instantly and to share music files, images, videos and texts as well. Funny phrases with double meanings are a great way to give joy and fun to whoever you want through this application, so you can get a… Leer más »

Funny positive quotes

Funny positive quotes Funny positive quotes  , That is why today we brought a compilation of funny phrases, with which you can relax for a while and laugh about how ironic some situations at work can be. So enjoy it! Funny positive quotes     They say that the most advisable thing is to dedicate eight… Leer más »

Funny comments for friends

Funny comments for friends Funny comments for friends They say that Napoleon was very good at telling jokes and that Julius Caesar made all the Romans laugh with his jokes … Well, okay, we just made it up, but many famous people said witty phrases that have been recorded in their time. Here a selection.… Leer más »

Comedy quotes

Comedy quotes Good night group phrases for WhatsApp and Telegram Would you rather say good night in a group? In this case, we can use originality to dedicate a few group phrases to say good night on WhatsApp. Original, short, funny phrases, for a group of friends …     Feli jawelin, group! Comedy quotes    … Leer más »

Crazy friends quotes

Crazy friends quotes  Crazy friends quotes ,    Good evening, group: smile because soon you may not have teeth. Good night phrases for WhatsApp of love: beautiful, original … As Homer Simpson said, love is both the cause and the solution to all problems. Or was it the beer? In any case, a beautiful phrase of… Leer más »

Witty quotes

Witty quotes Witty quotes, Saying good night on WhatsApp has been the resource of tens of millions of people due to the pandemic caused by the coronavirus. And it is that although in Spain the health situation has improved significantly, there are countries in Central Europe and Latin America that are not yet in good… Leer más »