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Quote of the day funny , For temptations like you, there are plenty of sinners like me!
Excuse me, do we have a mutual friend to introduce us to?

Do you know the measurements of the Universe? So you can’t imagine how much I like you.
You have something on your face: the most beautiful smile I have ever seen in my life.
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I would love to see you without makeup every morning of my existence.
Excuse me, is your name Google? It is that in you I find everything I need.
Where do you sell the tickets to win this prize?
funny cooking quotes
Tell your mother that I would love for her to be my mother-in-law.
If Adam for Eve ate an apple, I would eat the entire Garden of Eden for you.
You are so pretty that I have forgotten what I had to say.
You are a dream from which I do not want to wake up.
What is a star doing so far down in the sky?
Everywhere I hear you and I look at you.
Since I’ve known you, I look at you and I feel like I can fly.
Hello, I wanted to know if in addition to being beautiful you are kind, are you?
For an instant I believed that I had died and entered heaven, but I see that I am still alive and it is heaven that has come to me.
funny meme quotes
What’s your favorite animal? This only applies to start a conversation.
I adore your eyes, I wish I could see myself in them again.
I will be honest and sincere: you have something special and I want to meet you.
Your clothes are beautiful, they would look nice on the floor of my room.
Can you tell me your name? Yesterday I dreamed of you and when you were going to tell me, I woke up!
funny goodbye quotes
Where can I find a coffee shop? Do you want a coffee?
It seems incredible that it took me so many years to get to know you.
I’m writing a novel, you haven’t noticed, but you were the protagonist.
I really like your eyes, especially the left one.
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