Funny sister quotes

 Funny sister quotes ,    Two things are for sure: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the first one.

    -Albert Einstein.

    Recession is when a neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours.

    -Ronald Reagan.

    The bad thing about love is that many confuse it with gastritis and, when they have been cured of the indisposition, they find that they have married.

    -Groucho Marx

Funny sister quotes

Short funny phrases

The good thing if brief twice good. In the case of funny phrases it is also true. Let’s look at a few very short funny phrases.

Quote of the day funny

    Do we lazy go to heaven or do they come looking for us?

    To the early riser, no one makes breakfast.

    The six they made up in a two by three.

    Marrying a mathematician will only give you trouble.

    I should go to the eye doctor, but I can’t wait for the moment.

    Whatever they say, the hairs on the ass are warm.

short funny motivational quotes

    Love at first sight ends at the second.

    Celery is the opium of dyslexics.

    He sent me flowers, I sent him to shit.

    The one who laughs last… is because he thinks slower.

    Time without you is just me

    In a small head there are few worries.

    Better to be late than ugly.

    It’s okay to be a teetotaler, but in moderation.

sense of humor quotes

    There is a better world, but it is very expensive

    The slap is the one-sided clap.

    Lost women are the most wanted.

    My lies today are the truths of tomorrow.

    Don’t give up on your dreams … Keep sleeping.

    I hate when they talk when I interrupt.

    I hate being bipolar, it’s a fantastic feeling

    Whoever prunes the garden is waiting for a visit.

    Whoever sleeps with children gets up pissed.

    If you drink to forget, pay before you start.

funny quotes about myself

 

    If the mountain comes towards you, run, it is an avalanche!

    If life turns its back on you, touch its ass.

    If you can not convince them confuse them.

    Everything that I like, kills or makes you fat.

    Everything sticks except the beauty.

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