Good morning funny quotes

    Good morning funny quotes, One of the advantages of working as a team is that if you make a mistake, you can blame someone else.

    No one has ever died from getting too much rest, so it doesn’t matter if we take time to distract ourselves.

    Some people think that work is one of the most sacred things that exist. That is why I have decided never to touch it.

    I think the alarm clock is jealous of the beautiful relationship that I have with my bed. He always picks me up to go to work with horrible screams.

funny thought of the day

    I do not understand how there can be people who do not have fun with work. I do it, all the time I spend watching it.

    It’s not that I was late for my post. What happens is that the boss gets up too early, what is my fault that it is like this?

Good morning funny quotes

    It’s funny how my boss finds it easier to yell at me or tell me the things I’ve done wrong than to say hi every time he comes to work.

    Who needs to advance the earrings? Let’s relax a bit. After all, you work much better under pressure.

Funny positive quotes

    They say that working is one of the sweetest things in life. Too bad I don’t like sugar so little.

    It doesn’t matter how busy you are, or how many tasks you have to do. There will always be time to check Facebook.

    Today I woke up wanting to work. So I sat back for a while, to see if it would go away and what do you think? It worked.

    The bad thing about work is that you have hardly gotten used to one, when you already want to change it.

funny dirty quotes

    It’s not work that bothers me. They are only my colleagues, the boss and the tasks that have been assigned to me. Outside of that, he could work a lifetime.

    I recently found a job. The good thing is that I already gave it back.

    Someone told me that working too much could be risky for your health. That is why I prefer not to risk it and I stayed at home doing nothing.

crazy best friend quotes

    Something funny happens with those bosses, who when they notice a failure in the company they blame their employees. But if later it turns out that they have developed a successful project, what they do is award the credit to themselves.

    Many callers call it employment. I called it slave rent in the 21st century.

    The bad thing about work is that it tires me a lot.

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