Yearbook quotes

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To flirt, humor is very important, that’s why we continue with 20 funny, funny and humorous phrases to flirt:

    Sorry if I don’t try to flirt with you, I don’t feel like being with a pretty girl today … do you have something to do tomorrow?

Yearbook quotes

    Does your mother have a flower shop by any chance? Because you are a pretty flower.

    I would like to be your derivative to stay tangent to your curves. (For someone who likes math).

    I hope you know how to give mouth-to-mouth resuscitation, because when I saw you I was out of breath.

    I was so impressed with your beauty that I hit the wall and hurt myself. I need you to give me your name and your phone number for the insurance.

    Tell me your name and I ask you for the Kings.

meme quotes

    Ever since I have known her, she has lived in my heart without paying rent.

    You have to buy me a dictionary. Because since I saw you, I was speechless.

    Have I ever seen her on the cover of Cosmopolitan?

    If you are this green, how mature will you be?

    Has the sun just risen? Or have you smiled at me?

weird quotes

    Do you believe in love at first sight or is it better if it happens again?

    Where do you sell the numbers to win this prize?

    Tell your mother I’m dying because she’s my mother-in-law.

Funny inspirational quotes

    If Adam for Eve ate an apple, I would eat a whole greengrocer for you.

    A crazy woman like you needs a screw like me.

    You must be very tired because you have been going around

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    Sorry, but I’m new around here, can you explain how to get to your house?

    Three is a crowd, what if we are alone?

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Original phrases to flirt

To flirt, it is also essential to surprise and be original. We go with 13 original and funny phrases:

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