Quirky quotes

Quirky quotes, -Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping.

-Working is not bad, the bad thing is having to work.-Don Ramón.

-I found a way to look thin: surround myself with fat people.

-I love you, but far my.

-If drunks ruled us, we would have double everything.

For friends

Quirky quotes

-I wanted to give you a gift, but my wallet wouldn’t let me.

-As your best friend, I will always pick you up when you fall, after I finish laughing.

-If our smartphone falls, we cry. If our friend falls, we laugh.

funny new year quotes

-My friend, remember that without stupidity there would be no intelligence, and without ugliness there would be no beauty, so the world needs you after all.

-Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

-I’m sorry for the bad, horrible and true things that I told you.

-If people are talking bad about you behind your back, then fart yourself.

Funny romantic quotes

-Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

-Our friendship will last forever. You know too many details of my life.

-My life would be the same without you, but I still thank you for being my friend.

-It is difficult to find someone intelligent, attractive, sweet and who is a good friend, you must be happy to meet me.

Of the life

-Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.

-What do I do for a living? Inhale and exhale.

funny quotes about marriage

-Sunglasses: allow you to look at people without being caught. It is like Facebook in real life.

-When you are in love it is the most glorious two and a half days of your life.

-If life gives you lemons, try to find someone to whom life gives vodka and have a party.

-Sexual inactivity is dangerous, it produces horns.

-There are only three things women need in life: food, water and compliments.

-The only thing I regret in this life is not being someone else.-Woody Allen.

-I do not believe in life after death, although I will take a change of underwear.-Woody Allen.

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