Short funny friendship quotes

    Short funny friendship quotes, Hello Beautiful. I’m a colleague of the garment, do you want us to stay on your website and we’ll see how things are going?

    Do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to go through more times?

    Three is a lot, how about we stay alone?

    Do you know how much pandas weigh? Enough to break the ice: what’s your name?

    I just moved to the city, could you tell me the coordinates to get to your house?

crazy best friend quotes

    I’m like a sim, you make me crash into the walls when I stare at you.

    Between a superficial billionaire and a pot-bellied long-term unemployed, what do you prefer?

    You have eyes … That would hit you with a shovel across the back of your neck.

Short funny friendship quotes

    Me trying not to fall in love and you leave me with that smile and that look.

    Don’t waste time looking for your better half. Here it is!

best movie quotes funny

    You are like to invite yourself to sleep and not sleep.

    What discovery has been the most important in your life? Netflix or mangoes?

    I invite you to the cinema. At least if you don’t like me, you’ve seen a good movie.

    I was going to tell you that I like you, but the truth is that I love you.

    Roses are red, the wind moves them, I am a 6 and you are a 9.

cheeky quotes

    I swear to you that until a moment ago I was homosexual.

    I am a retarded person who has no personality and they have told me to tell you that I think you are beautiful and that if we meet to talk and get to know each other better.

Phrases to open conversation on WhatsApp and flirt

To open a conversation on WhatsApp when we go from Instagram or Tinder to the latter, we can use endless formulas to do it with originality: phrases of love, good morning …

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