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Funny retirement quotes
Funny retirement quotes , I don’t know how to kiss, could you teach me?
Don’t waste time looking for your better half, here I am!

By any chance we will not have a friend in common who can introduce us?
I don’t work in Seur but here I bring you a package.
Funny retirement quotes
Do you like bad girls? I am bad at everything. In love, in school, at work …
80% cook, 40% musician and 100% clown.
Hello. I am a real human being and I love real human hobbies like breathing or walking on both legs.
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I like to take long walks on the beach with my girlfriend until my LSD drops and I see that I am actually dragging a stolen mannequin through a shopping center parking lot.
I rescue grandmothers and help cats to cross the street … Or was it the other way around?
I am older, but not older older. Which means I know how to make love, but I’m not entirely sure how to file my income tax return.
I have read my horoscope this week and it has told me that I would find someone special. Can I have your phone number?
Original WhatsApp phrases to flirt: hints, love …
If Quevedo and Góngora taught us something, it is that originality is the mother of all sciences. Resorting to an original phrase to flirt on WhatsApp, with hints and a touch of romance, can be the key to success in this adventure of life called love.
By any chance we will not have a friend in common who can introduce us?
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