Funny retirement quotes

 Funny retirement quotes ,    I don’t know how to kiss, could you teach me?

    Don’t waste time looking for your better half, here I am!

    By any chance we will not have a friend in common who can introduce us?

    I don’t work in Seur but here I bring you a package.

Funny retirement quotes

    Do you like bad girls? I am bad at everything. In love, in school, at work …

    80% cook, 40% musician and 100% clown.

    Hello. I am a real human being and I love real human hobbies like breathing or walking on both legs.

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    I like to take long walks on the beach with my girlfriend until my LSD drops and I see that I am actually dragging a stolen mannequin through a shopping center parking lot.

    I rescue grandmothers and help cats to cross the street … Or was it the other way around?

    I am older, but not older older. Which means I know how to make love, but I’m not entirely sure how to file my income tax return.

    I have read my horoscope this week and it has told me that I would find someone special. Can I have your phone number?

Original WhatsApp phrases to flirt: hints, love …

If Quevedo and Góngora taught us something, it is that originality is the mother of all sciences. Resorting to an original phrase to flirt on WhatsApp, with hints and a touch of romance, can be the key to success in this adventure of life called love.

    By any chance we will not have a friend in common who can introduce us?

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