Funny brother quotes

Funny brother quotes, I just wanted to tell you that I love you very much and that you are a very special person in my life.

See also:   Phrases to fall in love

I’m mad at my boyfriend, but he bought me ice cream.

Funny brother quotes

Do not leave for tomorrow the kisses that you can give today.

Funny love phrases

    And after the previous gallery of funny love images, here is a list of funny love phrases to share on WhatsApp, Facebook and Instagram.

    The physique is not important, but your buttocks really fall in love.

    The only one that can dominate me is sleep.

funny daughter quotes

    It’s love is an electric blanket that covers two people where one has control of the switch.

    Love is like a brick that can build a building or sink a body.

    Love rang my doorbell and I had just gone out to buy bread.

    I know that I cannot give you the best of this Earth, but what am I going to give you, what am I going to give you …

    If love consists of the chemistry that exists between two people, I am going to buy all the laboratories that I can find between your house and mine.

sarcastic motivational quotes

 

    Today I thought the sun had risen, but then I realized that you had only smiled.

    My love for you is a chronic mental illness.

Funny love messages to make you fall in love

    If love is said to be the answer, could you ask me a question?

    A man who can eat, he likes it, but if he also washes the dishes, he falls in love.

    I was scared when I looked at you, for a moment I thought that I had died and was in paradise.

crazy quotes about life

    The first love is out of love, the second out of spite, and the third out of habit.

    You can do it on the sofa, in bed, in the kitchen, on the patio, in the dining room and even on the floor … The important thing is to sleep.

    To find happiness with a man you must understand him a lot and love him little.

    To be happy with a woman it is necessary to love her very much and not understand her at all.

    There are two things that a man cannot hide: being drunk and being in love.

    I have stopped believing in the Genesis of the Bible, now I believe that in six days God created everything and the seventh was dedicated to perfecting you.

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