Funny drinking quotes

Funny drinking quotes, People who transmit positivity and good vibes usually have a funny whatsapp status, and above all that makes the person who is viewing their profile have a good time for a few seconds. It seems silly but funny states tend to say much more about you than you think so sign up for one of these phrases.

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I have compiled the most original funny phrases for your WhatsApp that I hope you like and in the future see them on your WhatsApp profile, these 15 phrases can only be used by festive people, and you have the face of being nice:

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    Earth swallow me! … But let me go in the Caribbean.

    Don’t take life so seriously. You will never get out of it alive.

    Living without regrets is a sign of poor memory.

    Everything is more fun if it happens to someone else.

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    Love is similar to wifi, it is in the air but not everyone has the password

    Women prefer quiet men because they think they are listening.

    Love is a delicate mental illness with a difficult cure.

    If it is not okay to eat at night, I do not understand why a light in the refrigerator.

    Intelligence is always behind me, luckily I’m faster.

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    “Is it the club of things that are said when you don’t know the other person’s name?” “This is a machine.”

    If you’re going to die in an elevator, make sure you hit the go up button.

    The important thing not if you know or not, is to have the phone number of the person who knows.

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    I like walks, much more when they are done by stupid people

    Can I remove a photo with you? Then I show Santa what I want for Christmas.

    Some people live … because murder is illegal …

I know that you are looking for more laughter WhatsApp statuses but do not despair, we have just started, sometimes we need to express our mood with funny phrases and in this case I bring you 15 very cool phrases for our WhatsApp that you will like:

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