Funny words of wisdom

Funny words of wisdom, 22. “In this life, the only way to cope with problems is to laugh. Either he cries or he laughs, and I prefer to laugh, since crying gives me a headache. “

    Marjorie Pay Hinckley

    23. “Wisdom comes from experience. Experience is often the result of a lack of wisdom. “

    Terry Pratchett

    24. “Reality keeps ruining my life.”

    Bill Watterson

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    25. “If women operated the world we would not have wars, only intense negotiations every 28 days.”

    Robin Williams

    26. “Quitting smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I have done it thousands of times. “

    Mark Twain

    27. “A learning experience is one of those things that they say:“ You know, what you just did? Do not do it.”

    Douglas Adams

    28. “If you don’t succeed at first, then skydiving is definitely not for you.”

    Steven Wright

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    29. “I found the only way to look thin there: to hang out with fat people.”

    Rodney Dangerfield

    30. “There is no such beautiful sunrise that it is worth waking up to see it.”

    Mindy Kaling

    31. “I always wanted to ‘be somebody’, but now I realize that I should have been more specific.”

    Lily Tomlin

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    32. “Life is nice. Death is peaceful. It is the transition that is problematic. “

    Isaac asimov

    33. “There’s a fine line between fishing and standing on shore like an idiot.”

    Steven Wright

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    34. “If only God would give me a clear sign! How to make a large deposit in my name in a Swiss bank. “

    Woody Allen

    35. “A successful man is one who earns more money than his wife can afford. A successful woman is one who can find that man. “

    Lana Turner

    36. “Sometimes you go to bed in the morning and think, ‘I’m not going to make it,’ but you laugh inside, remembering all the times you’ve felt that way.”

    Charles Bukowski

    37. “You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black man, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss have the America’s Cup, France accuses the US arrogance, Germany does not want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are called “Bush”, “Dick” and “Colin”. Do I need to say more? “

    Chris Rock

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    38. “They say that marriages are made in Heaven, but also thunder and lightning are made in Heaven.”

    Clint Eastwood

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