Funny sayings

    Funny sayings, Excuse me, you are so handsome that I forgot what I was going to say.

    I don’t know if I’m your type, but do you think we give ourselves a chance to find out?

    I do not have the fault that you like me. In any case, the fault is yours for having everything that I love.

    Can I borrow a dictionary? It is that when I see you I am speechless.

short funny quotes

 

    Sorry, do you know if we have a friend in common who can introduce us?

    Tell me your name? It’s just that I dreamed of you last night, but I woke up just when you were about to tell me.

    I didn’t believe in love at first sight until you’ve walked in here.

Funny sayings

    I will not answer that question without my attorney… I fear I will lose my judgment for you.

    I don’t normally open up with people like that… your effect on me is strange.

funny movie quotes

    I hope you dream of the little angels, because there are few of us left.

    For a moment I believed that I had died and entered heaven. But now I see that I am alive, and heaven has come to me.

    Do I study or work for you?

Funny phrases to flirt – Original phrases to flirt

Bold phrases to flirt

stupid quotes

If you are a daring person, try these phrases to flirt:

    Who was the stick of that ice cream that you run with your tongue.

    If you put the rabbit and I put the rice, what a good paella we could both make.

    Pretty! I don’t work in Seur but here I bring you a package.

Funny quotes

    If he called me Cupid he would stick the whole arrow into you.

    If being sexy was a crime, you would spend your life in jail.

    I don’t know how to kiss, could you teach me?

funny best friend quotes

    For temptations like you, there are so many sinners like me.

    I would love to see you without makeup every morning of my life.

    Could you tell me your name? It’s that yesterday I dreamed of you, but I woke up just when you were going to tell me.

    If I had to give you something I would give you a mirror, because after you the most beautiful is your reflection.

    Hello. I heard your body call to me from across the room.

    Are you from (the city where you live)? It shows by the way you are dressed, everything matches perfectly.

funny yearbook quotes

    You have something on your face … The most beautiful smile in the world!

    If Columbus saw you he would say: Santa Maria! What does that girl look like?

    I need to get some practice kissing, can you help me?

    Since when do flowers walk, it has two arms and two legs?

    We know each other? I think I have seen you in one of my dreams.

    Hello, is your name Google? Because you have everything I need.

Yearbook quotes

    When I’m with you I don’t need a plane, because your lips make me travel to the most beautiful corners of the planet.

    I know I’m not Mick Jagger, but I also like rock and I can make a really good Spanish omelette.

    But how is it possible for a star to be level with the ground?

    Go in the shade that the chocolates in the sun melt.

Funny phrases to flirt – Daring phrases to flirt

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