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    Funny proverbs, Sleep so rich and wake up just as poor. Good day!

    To be great in life you need to start doing great things. One of them, and one of the most difficult is: get up early in the morning.

    I wish you an aromatic coffee and a short Monday.

    Hold on world, this hottie has already woken up.

    Life is Beautiful. You are the ugly. Hello!

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    Wake up! That your dreams are not going to come true if you are going to stay in bed all day. Good morning, sleepyhead.

    Good day! Although it may not seem like it, I already woke up. Who invites me to coffee?

    When reality and your dreams collide, it is usually the alarm clock that goes off.

    Good morning to all who have the pleasure of meeting me.

    To make your dreams come true, you must first wake up!

    If you want to have a good day, smile, you will not only be happier, but you will make the bitter even more bitter, out of tune with everyone.

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    What happiness! Another day to go to work. Said the ant when he woke up. But since we are not ants, I wish you a very happy day because you will miss it.

    Today he wastes his time and runs so that he does not find you!

    Life is a dream, but stop convincing me to spend my life sleeping. Get up now!

    Whoever gets up early … makes him sleepy all day!

    Raise! That to those who get up early, God gives them beautiful dark circles.

    I don’t want to interrupt your pillow romance, but it’s time to wake up!

    I change a rooster that crows at 7 in the morning for one that sings at approximately 12.

    Early risers go to bed too early.

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    Good morning, how did everyone wake up? Surely not as handsome as me. But it doesn’t matter, I also wish you a day as beautiful as I am.

    According to a study from the University of Massachusetts (or perhaps another), a person sleeps on average a third of their life. I believe that you have already fulfilled all your available space. Wake up!

    Good morning lazy, I have to tell you a secret: tonight I dreamed of you. In my dream you appeared so handsome, tall and strong … What a pity to have awakened from that beautiful dream and see my sad reality!

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