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Funny office quotes, I’m not sure if I’m your type, but why don’t we give ourselves a chance to find out?

I am looking for someone who loves me and it seems to me that you could be the right person.

I would love to see you without makeup every morning of my life.

There is nothing like starting the day talking to you. Everything you write to me instantly lifts my spirits.

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I am looking for gods for a new religion and I am very sorry but I just chose you.

Your mother has to be a pastry chef, because a chocolate like you is not made by just anyone.

What do you think if we take some time? For example, you give me your present and I give you my future.

I want you to know that you can always count on me to talk about anything. I will be here to listen to you and make you feel good.

You look much prettier when you are happy and I want to be part of that happiness.

Who lies more: men or women?

I swear to you, for a moment I believed that I had died and entered heaven.

Imagine how much fun we could have if you told me to meet this Saturday. I don’t even want to think about it.

I’m writing a novel, if you give me your information I’ll send it to you.

You are the most complex substance I know: with you I don’t know how to react.

Excuse me … uh … you’re so pretty that I forgot what I was going to say.

I spend the day preparing, calculating, and hoping to be cool and unflappable when we meet. But I know that when we meet …

I hope you know how to give word of mouth because I was out of breath when you gave me your number.

We sure have a lot in common, what do you think if we take the audacity to find out?

I do not have the fault that you like me. The fault is yours, for having everything that I love

Excuse me, can I ask you for Reyes?

Which animal do you like more, a duck or a penguin?

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