Funny movie quotes

Funny movie quotes, Yes, my friends may be crazy and gossipy, but that’s how I love them.

The crazy and united friends will never be defeated.

True friendship is not being inseparable, it is separating and still nothing changes.

You are not crazy, you are just mentally funny.

Behind a great woman like you, there is a crazy friend who constantly encourages her.

Mr. Wonderful

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I didn’t want you in my life, but in the end I took a liking to you.

A real friend will not cry with you, but will ask you “Who do you want me to kill?”

A true friend is one who helps you get up when you fall. After having laughed for a long time.

How are a good friend and a melon alike? Out of a hundred you try, only one comes out good.

I’m your best friend, so ask me for whatever you want … less money, please.

Eyes that do not see … friends who tell you in detail!

Funny phrases – Eyes that do not see … friends who tell you in detail!

Funny phrases of life

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Finally, we present a selection of funny phrases from life full of originality and ingenuity so that you can surprise your friends, your family or your followers. Also, if you’ve been wanting more funny phrases for Instagram or for photos, you will like these!

Call me crazy, but I’m starting to suspect that the love of my life is me.

Don’t take life too seriously … otherwise you’ll never get out of it alive.

Elbert Hubbard

Two words that will open all doors for you? Pull and push.

There are people who continue to breathe because murder is illegal.

Avoid looking fat: do not look in the mirror.

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I don’t even have to pay the consequences of my actions.

Are you like that or is it that they give you brain blackouts?

I have no enemies, I have confused fans.

We were happy for 20 years … then we met.

I don’t need funny phrases, to break out laughing I just have to look at your face.

It’s not that I don’t listen to you, it’s that I have selective deafness.

Funny phrases – It’s not that I don’t listen to you, it’s that I have selective deafness.

It’s not that he’s ugly, it’s that he has a bad appearance.

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He can look like an idiot and act like an idiot. But don’t be fooled. He’s really an idiot.

Groucho marx

Don’t worry if you can’t avoid temptations, when you are older they will avoid you.

Hard work never killed anyone, but why take the risk?

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