Funny lines for best friend

por | 23 diciembre, 2021

Funny lines for best friend

Funny lines for best friend, The first half of our life is spoiled by our parents; the second our children. Clarence S. Danow

The reason that many portraits are not faithful is that people when posing, do not try to look like their portraits. Salvador Dali

Wisdom comes to us when it is no longer of any use to us. Gabriel Garcia Marquez .

Funny lines for best friend
Funny lines for best friend

Television has done wonders for my culture. As soon as someone turns on the television, I go to the library and read a good book. Groucho marx

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Foolishness is the strangest of diseases. The sick never suffer, those who suffer from the disease are others. Paul Henry Spaak

Life is a sexually transmitted disease.

Women distrust too much of men in general and too little in particular. – Anonymous

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The ‘Home Sweet Home’ thing must have been written by a single man.

The only thing in the world worse than one woman is another. Arithophanes

Astronomers claim that the universe is finite, which is comforting for those of us who can’t remember where we left things. Frank Zappa

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Men build bridges and lay railroads across deserts, yet they successfully argue that sewing a button is a superior task for them. Heywood broun

I am opposed to all superstition, be it Muslim, Christian, Jewish or Buddhist. Bertrand Russell

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