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    Friday quotes funny , When you are in love it is the most glorious two and a half days of your life.

    The physique does not matter, but your buttocks make me fall in love.

    I have stopped believing everything it says in the Bible, now I believe that the first six days he created the world, and the seventh was dedicated to perfecting you.

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    To be happy with a man you have to understand him a lot and love him little. To be happy with a woman you have to love her very much and try not to understand her at all.

    There are two things that man cannot hide: that he is drunk and that he is in love.

    The only one that dominates me … is the dream.

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    I had been scared to see you, you are so precious that I thought that I had died and had risen to heaven.

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    I had nausea and tingling all over my body. I was either in love or had smallpox.

    The first love, for love; the second, out of spite; the third, out of habit.

    You can do it on the bed, the sofa, the table, the chair, the car, even on the floor … The point is to sleep!

    How foolish all the men in the world must be if a beauty like you is single.

    You can’t put a price on love, but you can put it on all her accessories.

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    Love, blind as it is, prevents lovers from seeing the funny nonsense they commit.

    The brain works from the moment you are born, until you fall in love.

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    Out of mercy, give me a chance, it is cruel to pass by my side and not be able to enjoy your company.

    I recently read that love is a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste

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    I love, you love, he loves, we love, you love, they love. I wish it were not conjugation but reality.

    If you knew how much I think of you, you would report me for mental harassment.

    Now I understand that crazy things are done for love, because for you I would do everything you ask of me.

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    Love is the answer, but while you’re waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.

    Love does not exist, it is an invention of drunken nights.

    I’m very good in bed. I can spend hours and hours without stopping to sleep …

    If they gave me a penny every time I think of you … I would have already managed to take over the world.

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    Love is temporary insanity curable through marriage.

    Love, like a cough, cannot be hidden.

    Take care of me, because you have competition.

    I will always love you no matter what happens, well less if you go with someone else, if you go with someone else I’ll get a little angry.

    If love is blind, why is underwear so popular?

    Love is as important as food. But it does not feed.

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