Happy birthday wishes simple text

Happy birthday wishes simple text

Happy birthday! I congratulate you for being so mature, so sophisticated and so deep as to give importance to such superficial and material things… like gifts.

Enjoy, friend, you’ll never be that young again!

May you have a horrible day, full of tears and bad times. No… that’s a joke. I only wanted to be original and surely no one had wished you a happy birthday in this way. Let’s have fun!

Funny birthday phrases

You’re only young once, but you have a lifetime to be immature. Happy birthday!

Have as many years as you want, but don’t expect me to follow your example. I am young.

Do you think being older is fun? Wait until you see yourself in the mirror, you’ll laugh heartily. Happy birthday!

You don’t get old… you become ‘vintage’.

With a lighter we can’t get enough, we need a flamethrower to light all your birthday candles. Congratulations!

How can you think of birthdays in times of crisis!

Happy birthday wishes for son

It’s never too late to be what you want to be… unless you want to be younger. So you’re screwed. Happy birthday!

Birthday phrases for the ‘wicked’

For your birthday, I wanted to give you something to remind you of your youth, but they sold out of rock art and dinosaur bones.

I thought about giving you a dye for your new gray hair, but the store told me that they didn’t sell the product by the liter. Have fun!

May the years not make you older, but wiser. Happy birthday!

Have fun on your birthday, because you will never be that young again. But be careful, because you’ve never been so old. Happy birthday.

Happy birthday big brother

I’m celebrating your birthday! You should too.

There’s no reason to hide, it’s just another year. Happy birthday

What happens to turn one more year? Next year will be worse.

At certain ages, birthdays should not be a reason for congratulations. Have a good time, old folks!

One year less for your gray hair to start coming out! Cheer up!

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