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Funny wine quotes

Funny wine quotes –If you can’t laugh, call me and I’ll laugh at you.

-When life gives you melons, you could be dyslexic.

-Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, then you are drunk.

-I have had memory problems since I was I don’t know how old.

-It’s better late, because in the morning I sleep.

-My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then, we met.-Rodney Dangerfield.

Birthday

funny quotes for best friend

-The day has come. You are finally older than me. Happy Birthday!

-Congratulations! You’re officially getting old!

-I can’t believe you’re turning 30. You only look 29!

-Like cake because it’s someone’s birthday somewhere.

-You get old when the candles on your birthday cake start to cost more than the cake itself.

-Congratulations! You have one year less to stop putting up with your mother-in-law.

-I wish the most beautiful and intelligent person have a great day. That’s me. And for you a happy birthday.

-Time is a good doctor, but also a bad stylist Happy birthday!

-One more year one less, the important thing is that we enjoy it Happy Birthday!

-Happy Birthday. You are so special to me that I don’t need Facebook to remember it.

To call

-You make my heart have premature ventricular contractions.

-We are the perfect couple.

-Love at first sight ends at the second.

-I don’t know how to kiss, can you teach me?

-You are so sweet that from seeing you so much I think I’m getting fat.

-Tell your mom that I say I can’t wait for her to be my mother-in-law.

-Don’t keep looking for your better half, look at me, you’ve already found her.

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